Twitter Updates for 2008-08-20

• Animal Planet: Killing for a Living. Yes, your child can be educated and terrified all at once. Just before bedtime. #
• Ahhhh, Labyrinth. “No, I musn’t say… I wish, I wish…” “She’s going to say the words!!” #
• I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. #
• Fay people: what the hell? I’ve never seen a storm get stronger over land. Somebody leave the top off the viagra? #
• What babe? The Babe with the power. The power of voodoo… #
• CNN wants us to think that “affordable housing” = billions (trillions?) in lost real estate wealth isn’t so bad. http://snurl.com/3hwhh #
• if I thought for one second you were betraying me, I’d be forced to suspend you headfirst in the bog of eternal stench. #
• The dog is drinking from the toilet. See how exciting life is here? #
• Child watching Labyrinth: “This is the funnest movie!” Other child: “It’s getting silly.” #
• @cathymccaughan Ha! Bud does the dog put the lid back down? ;) #
• I burned the brownies. A little. #
• CNN Quick Vote on Legal Drinking Age: I picked “16″ because they were dumb enough to offer it as an option. #
• Pickup’s washed, you just got paid. With any luck at all you might *even* get laid. #
• Why are they always “Town Hall Meetings”? Our town doesn’t even have a hall. They’d have to do it at the motel breakfast bar. #
• Yesterday was female body builders, today it’s “Women of Ninja Warrior.” My kids are trying to tell me something, hmm…. #

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