Twitter Updates for 2008-08-18

  • If it was MY daughter, I probably wouldn’t like her wearing the short-shorts with “Juicy” written on her ass. But that might be just me. #
  • Corona con lima… #
  • Driving like he’s got a destination
    Like he’s got somewhere to go in that beat up Ford #
  • Everyday I go to work and every night I cry
    Cause every license plate I make tells me to live free or die #
  • Wondering if everyone but me got a text message from Obama re: VP and they’re just keeping it reeeeeaally quiet. #
  • @megfowler Well, shit, you’ve got us figured out. #
  • Walk between the raindrops - dry as a bone. #
  • Fay people - how ya doin? #
  • @akaMonty mmmm, Do-it-yourself porn… #

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