‹ Things to do when Twitter is twucked •
- Remember a couple years ago when they were about to close Amtrak? Probly good they didn’t, given that we’ll be paying $7 for gas soon. #
- May was biggest month in Amtrak’s 37-year history, total ridership up 12% over last year and ticket revenue up 16% over last year. -CNN. #
- ? Now she’s acting funny, and I don’t understand. I think that she’s found her some other man. She left me for Jesus… ? #
- ? I’m a gonna get even, I can’t handle the shame, why the last time we made love, she even called out his name - she left me for Jesus ? #
- Last.fm keeps giving me top-40 crap when I ask for “artists like Jerry Jeff Walker.” yeah, right. #
- “Screw You, We’re from Texas. We’re from Texas, screw you.” Now THAT’S more like it. #
- Schlotzsky’s. Funny name, expensive sandwich. #
- @amygeekgrl I have a “minnow.” Not sure what he’ll be next. #
- Okay, I checked, he’ll be a “Sea Horse” next time. So we’ll need to rent Water Horse again. #
- So Last.fm and Warner split up, so I can’t hear Little Feat anymore. Going back to my MP3 player it seems. (M D P player, per my son) #
- @Busymom Wii would Jesus Do? #
- @ninjapoodles Oh, that sucks. (I was gonna say “that bites” but that seemed tacky). #
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