- @QueenofSpain don’t hold your breath
# - HRC: “I’ve spent every waking moment for the last seven months telling you why Obama isn’t qualified to be President. Now I say: “Kidding!” #
- @QueenofSpain This is where the takes her balls and goes home, right? #
- United, like the bankrupt airline? Is that how we’re supposed to feel tonite? #
- @mommystory How’d ya guess? #
- Moving to Montana soon. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon. #
- Next up: HRC and her lawyers take on the DNC, insisting they crown her Queen. #
- I’ve said it before: If HRC can’t be President, then she prefers McCain, so she can try again in 2012. Do her actions show otherwise? #
- I have a headache. ‘night all. #
- @vmarinelli I wondered what that sound was. #
- Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders,
Three conductors and twenty-five sacks of mail. # - I’ve been baptised in beer, I’m here to testify, I was speaking in tongues when I got home last night. #
- Ive made up my mind
Im tired of wasting all my precious time
Youve got to be all mine, all mine
Foxy lady
Here I come # - Tell you what we gonna do. I’ll pick you up about a quarter of two…
Don’t you think it’s about time we left all this trouble behind? # - When they ask you where you’ve gone, you can tell them: “Destination Unknown.” God, I love Johnny Sansone. #
- My mom sent me yet another “Jihad candidate” email. *sigh* #
- It was this: http://tinyurl.com/6hg77f but in chain mail form. “Forward this or die.” #
- That guy makes Rush Lardass sound almost sensible. (almost) #
- Local TV station daily news email: space station toilet, tomatoes, baseball team loses. NO MENTION of presidential race. #
- Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen. Hey, got anything to eat here? #
- Selected HRC quotes in a timeline http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7434458.stm back to January, 2007. #
- We’re jamming. I wanna jam it with you. We’re jamming. I hope you like jamming, too. #
- @MelissaSummers damn, that doesn’t sound like fun. Probly nothing, but still scary. #
- ” this account # DB-71358757-42609 (Please keep this number personal) ”
Ooops. Mr Spammer, maybe next time you won’t include me.. #
- 68 camaro, candy apple red 4 spd transmission, chrome heads
Rev r up and she casts a spell Some things under heaven are just cooler ‘n hell # - You just threw all that talent away
I never will get over what I heard about you
The 1st thing New Year’s Day # - I want Joe Ely to play my wake/funeral. Wonder how far in advance you have to book the guy? Decades OK? #
- @AmyInOhio Twucking? #
- @Busymom A true classic, in every way. Luckily, I had the lasagna. #
- But the guys they all dig me
I’m like Eleanor Rigby
There’s a face in a jar by my door…Ah, I’ve got friends in crawl spaces.. #
- @holli “Smile, you’re on twitter!” Oh, that may not help him relax, would it? #
- Well we worked 80 hours making time and a half, but Lagrange was too damn hot.
Drove back home @ end of that week and spent it all on pot. # - @charliekkendo Damn straight! #
- You better come on back around; face the sad, sad truth - the dirty low down. #
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