May 2008

I mean, if you gotta have a gas guzzler…

Here we go again..

Almost 300 movies in my Netflix queue, don’t really want to see any of
them “next.” So I’m looking to see if I overlooked anything.

Dammit, this is how I wound up with so many movies in the first place.

Child holding popsicle: “Is this booberry?”

Mom: “Black cherry.”

Child: “That’s what I thought!”

My son passed all parts of the Texas std. tests. So he gets to be a
fifth grader, for reals!

(I ain’t got no idea why he would have trouble with grammar)

Yes, I’m a rotten dad.

First of all, I forced my two boys to go see Indy yesterday. Mom
joined us and we left the baby with a sitter, a rare treat for all
four of us to go to the movies.

THEN, last night, I had the nerve to make them watch the Muppet Movie.

Quote: “NOOOOOO! I want to watch Barney!”